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Groupie-Sourced Intel: Courtney Love Claims to Have Cracked the Missing Malaysian Airliner Mystery

21st Century Wire says…

It’s refreshing to know that marginal Hollywood-types are hot on the trail of the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370, but also know that the main job of any Hollywood circus creature is to distract the public away from reality. Enter stage left…

The aircraft first deviated from its set flight path following an entry into its flight computer, and look who’s been busy connecting the dots.

The allure of the mystery seems to have attracted a motley cast of investigators, and what started off as an airline incident – has now turned into a bona fide train wreck…

Super groupie, Courtney Love, has apparently found time amid a hectic schedule of facelifts and liposuction treatments – to do her bit in solvng the mystery of the century. She claims to have cracked the mystery that has stumped military searches, global satellite networks and the top internet sleuths who’ve been scouring through reams of aerial images.

Perez Hilton reported this breaking cracker:

But don’t laugh too hard just yet.

Love also Tweeted: “really? look closer?  check it out @DR24 #MH370  and its like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they ‘last’ tracked it”.

The really scary part of this story is that, until the missing jetliner is found – then even Courtney Love treasure map of a theory is still in play. Theoretically anyway, but highly remote in reality.

Regardless, we are all meant to feel safe in the knowledge that Hollywood and mainstream sewer pipe media have some of their best minds on the job.

READ MORE HOLLYWOOD NEWS AT: 21st Century Wire Hollywood Files



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